想揍人的搞笑句子发朋友圈(不想活了搞笑句子)

1.
"If
ignorance
is
bliss,
then
some
people
must
be
really
happy. "
【#真实感叹】

2.
"I
wish
people
would
stop
mistaking
my
kindness
for
weakness.
I
have
a
black
belt
in
sarcasm. "
【#别碰我】

3.
"I'm
not
arguing.
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【#理直气壮】

4.
"I'm
not
saying
I
hate
you,
but
if
you
were
on
fire
and
I
had
water,
I'd
drink
it. "
【#毒舌秒杀】

5.
"I
don't
have
a
bad
attitude.
I
just
have
a
low
tolerance
for
stupidity,
fake
people,
and
idiots. "
【#心理学专家】

6.
"I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong. "
【#自恋心理】

7.
"Do
you
ever
just
wanna
punch
someone
in
the
face
with
words?"
【#说话刻薄】

8.
"I'm
not
bossy.
I'm
the
boss. "
【#领导风范】

9.
"I
may
be
a
handful,
but
at
least
you'll
have
two
hands
to
hold
onto. "
【#自信满满】

10.
"I'm
not
arguing.
I'm
just
passionate
about
being
right. "
【#有理不在声高】

11.
"I'm
not
lazy.
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "
【#懒得理你】

1
2.
"If
you
don't
have
anything
nice
to
say,
come
sit
next
to
me. "
【#我只喜欢负面情绪】

1
3.
"I
don't
hold
grudges.
I
remember
facts. "
【#怀旧主义者】

1
4.
"I'm
not
shallow.
I'm
just
admiring
my
reflection
in
your
shiny
forehead. "
【#自恋不容置疑】

1
5.
"I'm
not
difficult.
I'm
just
challenging
to
get
along
with. "
【#社交挑战】

1
6.
"I'm
not
always
sarcastic,
but
when
I
am,
I
sound
like
a
genius. "
【#玩笑一箭双雕】

1
7.
"I'm
not
trying
to
be
difficult.
It
just
comes
naturally. "
【#天生反叛】

1
8.
"I'm
not
angry.
I'm
just
passionate
about
being
angry. "
【#激情澎湃】

1
9.
"I'm
not
stubborn.
I'm
just
determined
to
be
right. "
【#自持正义】

20.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
always
right,
but
I'm
rarely
wrong. "
【#千错万错我都不错】