温柔惩罚图片文案搞笑句子(温柔治愈系文案图片)

1.
"I
tried
to
punish
my
cat
with
a
gentle
pat
on
the
head,
but
he
just
kept
purring.
Punishment
fail. "
【笑】

2.
"When
someone
tells
me
to
be
gentle,
I
start
imagining
myself
as
a
fluffy
kitten
with
a
butterfly
net. "
【搞笑】

3.
"A
gentle
reprimand
is
like
a
hug
with
a
hand
grenade. "
【幽默】

4.
"I'm
more
of
a
tough
love
kind
of
person,
but
sometimes
a
gentle
reminder
to
do
the
dishes
is
necessary. "
【调皮】

5.
"My
mom
always
said
'kill
them
with
kindness'
but
I
prefer
to
just
passive
aggressively
nod
and
smile. "
【开心】

6.
"I
tried
to
gently
wake
my
roommate
up
for
class,
but
instead
I
accidentally
whispered
'the
zombies
are
coming. '"
【滑稽】

7.
"My
husband
said
he
wanted
a
little
'tough
love'
in
the
bedroom,
and
then
proceeded
to
complain
about
a
paper
cut
for
the
next
hour. "
【搞笑】

8.
"Gentlemen
prefer
blondes,
but
I
prefer
a
gentle
reminder
to
put
the
toilet
seat
down. "
【笑】

9.
"My
boss
said
he
needed
me
to
be
more
assertive,
so
I
replied
with
a
gentle
'no
thank
you. '"
【卖萌】

10.
"I
wish
my
dentist
would
take
a
gentler
approach,
like
maybe
just
tie
a
balloon
animal
instead
of
filling
cavities. "
【开心】

11.
"I'm
not
sure
if
my
therapist's
'gentle
prodding'
is
helping
or
just
making
me
more
anxious. "
【搞笑】

1
2.
"I
tried
to
punish
my
dog
for
stealing
food
by
gently
lecturing
him,
but
he
just
kept
wagging
his
tail
and
sneaking
more
snacks. "
【笑】

1
3.
"Sometimes
being
gentle
means
giving
someone
a
gentle
shove
off
a
cliff. "
【黑色幽默】

1
4.
"I
asked
my
yoga
instructor
to
be
gentle
with
me
and
she
responded
with
a
'namaste,
motherf****r. '"
【搞笑】

1
5.
"My
girlfriend
told
me
to
be
gentle
with
her
heart,
but
honestly,
her
favorite
band
is
Nickelback
so
I
feel
like
it's
already
been
through
enough. "
【卖萌】

1
6.
"I
thought
a
gentle
spray
of
water
would
be
enough
to
break
up
my
cat's
fight,
but
now
the
curtains
are
ruined. "
【滑稽】

1
7.
"I
asked
my
grandma
for
a
gentle
pinch
on
the
cheek,
but
instead
she
tried
to
dislocate
my
jaw. "
【开心】

1
8.
"A
gentle
reminder
to
eat
your
vegetables
is
nice
and
all,
but
have
you
ever
tried
deep
fried
Oreos?"
【搞笑】

1
9.
"I'm
not
sure
if
my
masseuse
was
being
gentle
or
just
really
bad
at
massages. "
【滑稽】

20.
"Why
be
gentle
when
you
can
just
passive
aggressively
post
Facebook
statuses
about
your
problems?"
【搞笑】