介绍爱情的搞笑句子英文(搞笑女没爱情下句)

1.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
if
you
scream
too
loud
people
will
think
you're
crazy. "
【LOL】

2.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
romantic
comedy,
but
without
the
romance
or
the
comedy. "
【Sigh】

3.
"Relationships
are
like
algebra,
you
look
at
your
ex
and
wonder
why,
you
look
at
your
next
and
wonder
why
not. "
【Math
jokes】

4.
"I
was
so
in
love
once,
I
even
wrote
a
love
letter
in
binary
code.
It
took
her
a
week
to
decode
it
and
she
replied
with
'01000110
01110101
01101110
01101110
01111001'. "
【Nerd
humor】

5.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
it
takes
strategy,
patience,
and
when
it's
going
well,
you
feel
like
a
queen. "
【Puns】

6.
"I'm
starting
to
think
my
soulmate
is
hiding
in
quarantine,
probably
with
the
last
roll
of
toilet
paper. "
【COVID
humor】

7.
"The
key
to
a
successful
relationship
is
to
find
someone
who
hates
the
same
things
you
do,
like
pineapple
on
pizza
and
slow
walkers. "
【Common
ground】

8.
"I
once
fell
for
a
guy
who
was
allergic
to
dogs,
I
had
to
choose
between
him
and
my
puppy
and
let's
just
say
my
puppy
was
a
better
cuddler. "
【Pet
love】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
plant,
you
have
to
water
it,
nurture
it,
and
if
it
still
doesn't
grow,
maybe
it's
time
to
get
a
cactus. "
【Green
thumb
jokes】

10.
"I
tried
dating
a
philosopher
once,
but
he
always
questioned
the
existence
of
our
relationship.
It
was
exhausting
and
confusing. "
【Intellectual
humor】

11.
"If
opposites
attract,
then
where's
my
significant
other
who
loves
waking
up
early
and
doing
the
dishes?"
【Polar
opposites】

1
2.
"Relationships
are
like
farts,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
going
to
end
badly. "
【Gross
but
true】

1
3.
"I
asked
my
crush
out,
and
they
said
they
had
plans
with
their
significant
other.
It
was
my
cat,
Mittens. "
【Sad
cat
lady
jokes】

1
4.
"I
once
had
a
Valentine's
Day
date
at
a
buffet,
let's
just
say
we
both
left
with
more
baggage
than
just
our
takeout
containers. "
【Food
humor】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
fever,
it
can
make
you
feel
delirious,
dizzy,
and
if
it
doesn't
go
away,
you
should
probably
see
a
doctor. "
【Medical
humor】

1
6.
"I
thought
I
found
my
soulmate
on
Tinder,
turns
out
we
just
both
have
no
self-control
when
it
comes
to
swiping. "
【Online
dating】

1
7.
"The
best
part
of
being
single
is
not
having
to
share
your
food,
your
blankets,
or
your
Netflix
account. "
【Independence】

1
8.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
Netflix
series,
I
keep
clicking
Next
Episode,
hoping
it
will
get
better
but
it
doesn't. "
【Streaming
humor】

1
9.
"If
you
can
make
me
laugh
and
tolerate
my
puns,
then
you're
already
halfway
to
stealing
my
heart. "
【Punny
love】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
it's
always
better
when
you
share
it
with
someone,
but
if
they
don't
like
chocolate,
then
it's
time
to
re-evaluate
the
relationship. "
【Forrest
Gump
reference】