搞笑文案英文温柔句子(文案温柔超仙短句英文)

1.
Sorry,
I'm
late.
I
got
lost
in
your
eyes.
【笑】

2.
Love
is
in
the
air,
but
I
think
it's
just
gas.
【搞笑】

3.
If
you
were
a
vegetable,
you'd
be
a
cute-cumber.
【温柔】

4.
My
love
for
you
is
like
a
fart,
it
seems
to
never
dissipate.
【搞笑】

5.
You
must
be
a
magician,
because
every
time
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears.
【温柔】

6.
Are
you
a
time
traveler?
Because
I
see
you
in
my
future.
【搞笑】

7.
You
light
up
my
world
like
nobody
else. . .
But
let's
be
real,
that's
because
you're
always
on
your
phone.
【笑】

8.
If
you're
a
bird,
I'm
a
bird. . .
But
can
we
be
penguins
instead?【温柔】

9.
If
I
could
rearrange
the
alphabet,
I'd
put
U
and
I
together.
But
then
where
would
the
rest
of
the
letters
go?
【搞笑】

10.
If
love
is
blind,
then
I
need
glasses. . .
Or
maybe
a
seeing-eye
dog.
【笑】

11.
You're
the
peanut
butter
to
my
jelly,
the
macaroni
to
my
cheese,
and
the
ketchup
to
my
fries.
Basically,
you
complete
me.
【温柔】

1
2.
Are
you
a
beaver?
Cause,
daaaaam.
【搞笑】

1
3.
I
must
be
a
snowflake,
because
I've
fallen
for
you.
【温柔】

1
4.
You're
so
hot,
you're
making
me
sweat. . .
Oh
wait,
that's
just
the
pepperoni
pizza
I
ate
earlier.
【笑】

1
5.
If
you
were
a
fruit,
you'd
be
a
fineapple.
【温柔】

1
6.
Are
you
a
magician?
Because
every
time
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears. . .
Oh
wait,
I
already
used
that
one.
【搞笑】

1
7.
I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake. . .
But
let's
be
real,
who
doesn't
love
cake?
【笑】

1
8.
You're
the
cheese
to
my
macaroni,
the
milk
to
my
cereal,
and
the
chocolate
to
my
peanut
butter. . .
Basically,
you're
everything
to
me.
【温柔】

1
9.
Are
you
a
time
traveler?
Because
I
see
you
in
my
future. . .
Wait,
I
already
used
that
one
too.
【搞笑】

20.
If
there's
one
thing
I
love
more
than
you,
it's
pizza. . .
But
you're
a
close
second.
【笑】