伤感搞怪语录英文简短(伤感语录关于失落心情英文)

1.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
just
add
vodka
and
cry
【#SadAndFunnyQuotes】

2.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap
【#HumorousWisdom】

3.
It's
hard
to
keep
a
straight
face
when
everything
inside
you
is
a
mess
【#SarcasticTruth】

4.
Stressed,
depressed,
but
well-dressed
【#FashionablyDown】

5.
I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong
【#ConfidentlyWrong】

6.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time,
so
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I'll
laugh
at
you
【#HilariousSelfAwareness】

7.
Sometimes
the
person
you'd
take
a
bullet
for
is
the
one
behind
the
trigger
【#TragicallyFunny】

8.
We
all
have
that
one
friend
who's
good
at
math.
We
call
her
a
calculator
【#MathJokes】

9.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
point
of
view,
which
happens
to
be
the
only
correct
one
【#IWinArguments】

10.
It's
not
a
phase,
mom.
It's
just
my
personality
【#ForeverFunky】

11.
Love
is
a
rollercoaster,
and
I
threw
up
on
the
way
down
【#LoveSick】

1
2.
I
wish
I
could
turn
back
time,
but
I
can't
even
find
the
damn
remote
【#TimeManagementFail】

1
3.
I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
depressed
or
just
really
good
at
faking
it
【#EmotionsConfused】

1
4.
It's
not
you,
it's
me.
I'm
just
really
bad
at
relationships
【#EmotionalHandicap】

1
5.
I
like
my
coffee
like
I
like
my
men:
hot,
strong,
and
not
talking
to
me
in
the
morning
【#CoffeeCravings】

1
6.
I
have
a
degree
in
sarcasm.
It's
kind
of
useless,
but
at
least
I'm
funny
【#SarcasticAchievements】

1
7.
Just
because
I'm
smiling
doesn't
mean
I'm
happy.
It
just
means
I'm
too
tired
to
frown
【#SmilingWithSadness】

1
8.
I
don't
have
a
problem
with
authority,
I
just
don't
like
people
telling
me
what
to
do
【#RebelliousNature】

1
9.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates.
It's
messy,
confusing,
and
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get
【#ForrestGumpWisdom】

20.
I
may
be
a
mess,
but
at
least
I'm
a
fun
mess
【#MessyFun】