生活努力搞笑句子简短英文(努力减肥的搞笑句子)

1.
"Life
is
tough,
but
it's
tougher
when
you're
not
funny. "
【-
Arnold
Schwarzenegger】

2.
"Laughter
is
an
instant
vacation. "
【-
Milton
Berle】

3.
"I
am
thankful
for
laughter,
except
when
milk
comes
out
of
my
nose. "
【-
Woody
Allen】

4.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory.
I
just
haven't
developed
it
yet. "
【-
Steven
Wright】

5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【-
Unknown】

6.
"My
house
is
clean
enough
to
be
healthy,
but
dirty
enough
to
be
happy. "
【-
Unknown】

7.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
【-
Unknown】

8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
in
energy-saving
mode. "
【-
Unknown】

9.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
【-
Unknown】

10.
"Some
people
just
need
a
high-five.
In
the
face.
With
a
chair. "
【-
Unknown】

11.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
always
right. "
【-
Unknown】

1
2.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
prioritizing
my
tasks. "
【-
Unknown】

1
3.
"I
put
the
"pro"
in
procrastination. "
【-
Unknown】

1
4.
"I'm
not
late,
I'm
just
on
my
own
time. "
【-
Unknown】

1
5.
"I'm
not
forgetful,
I'm
just
too
busy
remembering
all
the
important
things. "
【-
Unknown】

1
6.
"I'm
not
drunk,
I'm
just
alcohol-powered. "
【-
Unknown】

1
7.
"I'm
not
clumsy,
I'm
just
having
an
awkward
moment. "
【-
Unknown】

1
8.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
expressing
my
strong
opinions. "
【-
Unknown】

1
9.
"I
don't
go
crazy.
I
am
crazy.
I
just
go
normal
from
time
to
time. "
【-
Unknown】

20.
"If
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I'll
laugh
at
you. "
【-
Unknown】