问答笑话句子温柔短句英语

1.
Can
you
spare
some
change?
I
need
to
buy
a
can
of
soda. 】

2.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing. 】

3.
Do
you
believe
in
love
at
first
sight
or
do
I
need
to
walk
by
again?】

4.
How
do
you
catch
a
squirrel?
Climb
up
a
tree
and
act
like
a
nut. 】

5.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
road?
To
get
to
the
other
side. 】

6.
Is
your
name
Wi-Fi?
Because
I'm
really
feeling
a
connection. 】

7.
What's
the
difference
between
a
snowman
and
a
snowwoman?
Snowballs. 】

8.
Did
you
hear
about
the
mathematician
who's
afraid
of
negative
numbers?
He'll
stop
at
nothing
to
avoid
them. 】

9.
Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field. 】

10.
Is
your
dad
a
terrorist?
Because
you're
the
bomb. 】

11.
Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well. 】

1
2.
Do
you
have
a
map?
I
just
keep
getting
lost
in
your
eyes. 】

1
3.
Why
did
the
hipster
burn
his
tongue?
He
drank
his
coffee
before
it
was
cool. 】

1
4.
Is
your
name
Google?
Because
you've
got
everything
I'm
searching
for. 】

1
5.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. 】

1
6.
Do
you
know
what's
on
the
menu
tonight?
Me-n-u】

1
7.
Why
did
the
golfer
wear
two
pairs
of
pants?
In
case
he
got
a
hole
in
one. 】

1
8.
Excuse
me,
but
can
you
cry
in
space?
Because
tears
can't
fall
without
gravity. 】

1
9.
Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
was
feeling
crumbly. 】

20.
Did
you
hear
about
the
mathematician
who's
also
a
ventriloquist?
He
can
multiply
and
give
answers
at
the
same
time. 】