英文唯美搞笑短句子(晚安英文短句 唯美)

1.
"Life
is
short,
but
my
to-do
list
is
endless. "
【笑】

2.
"In
a
world
where
you
can
be
anything,
be
kind.
And
then
be
sarcastic,
just
for
fun. "
【唯美】

3.
"I
don't
have
a
dirty
mind,
I
have
a
sexy
imagination. "
【搞笑】

4.
"I
may
be
a
handful,
but
at
least
you'll
have
two
hands
to
hold. "
【唯美】

5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【笑】

6.
"Life
is
a
balancing
act
between
holding
on
and
letting
go
of
the
things
that
don't
serve
us. "
【唯美】

7.
"I
love
deadlines,
I
enjoy
the
whooshing
sound
they
make
as
they
fly
by. "
【搞笑】

8.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success. "
【唯美】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode. "
【笑】

10.
"Don't
judge
me
by
my
past,
I
don't
live
there
anymore. "
【唯美】

11.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
the
important
things. "
【搞笑】

1
2.
"The
world
is
full
of
magical
things,
patiently
waiting
for
our
senses
to
grow
sharper. "
【唯美】

1
3.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
【笑】

1
4.
"Happiness
is
not
having
what
you
want,
it's
wanting
what
you
have. "
【唯美】

1
5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
trying
to
solve
the
world's
problems. "
【搞笑】

1
6.
"Beauty
is
not
in
the
face,
it's
in
the
heart. "
【唯美】

1
7.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
waiting
for
inspiration
to
strike. "
【笑】

1
8.
"The
best
things
in
life
are
free,
like
sunshine,
laughter,
and
love. "
【唯美】

1
9.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
testing
your
intellectual
stamina. "
【搞笑】

20.
"Life
is
a
journey,
not
a
destination. "
【唯美】