笑话简短英文短句温柔句子(英文笑话小故事简短)

1.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!】

2.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!】

3.
I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands. 】

4.
Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field!】

5.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!】

6.
Why
did
the
coffee
file
a
police
report?
It
got
mugged!】

7.
What
was
the
horse
looking
for
at
the
movie
theater?
His
palomino!】

8.
What
happens
when
you
tell
an
egg
a
joke?
It
cracks
up!】

9.
Did
you
hear
about
the
kidnapping
at
the
playground?
They
woke
up. 】

10.
Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
Because
it
was
two-tired!】

11.
Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
It
wasn't
peeling
well!】

1
2.
What
did
the
grape
say
when
it
got
stepped
on?
Nothing,
it
just
let
out
a
little
wine. 】

1
3.
Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
was
feeling
crumbly!】

1
4.
Did
you
hear
about
the
guy
who
invented
Lifesavers?
They
say
he
made
a
mint!】

1
5.
Why
did
the
melon
run
away
from
the
cantaloupe?
Because
it
wanted
to
be
alone!】

1
6.
What
do
you
get
from
a
pampered
cow?
Spoiled
milk!】

1
7.
Why
did
the
mushroom
go
to
the
party?
Because
he
was
a
fungi
to
be
with!】

1
8.
Did
you
hear
about
the
Italian
chef
that
died?
He
pasta
way!】

1
9.
Why
did
the
bee
get
married?
He
finally
found
his
honey!】

20.
What
do
you
call
a
fake
noodle?
An
impasta!】