长胖的朋友圈搞笑评论句子(吃胖发朋友圈的搞笑说说)

1.
"Looks
like
all
the
cake
emojis
in
your
keyboard
have
materialized
into
your
life!"
[笑cry]
2.
"I
guess
eating
your
emotions
is
just
a
tastier
option
than
dealing
with
them. "
[haha]
3.
"I
didn't
know
you
were
working
on
a
PhD
in
devouring
burgers
and
fries!"
[LOL]
4.
"You
seem
to
have
gained
gravitational
pull
with
all
that
extra
mass. "
[ROFL]
5.
"Your
waistline
must
have
more
followers
than
your
social
media
accounts!"
[hilarious]
6.
"I
think
the
only
thing
you
haven't
eaten
yet
is
your
gym
membership
card. "
[LMAO]
7.
"Wow,
looks
like
you're
sprinting
towards
becoming
a
sumo
wrestler!"
[funny]
8.
"I
don't
know
if
you're
bulking
up
for
a
new
fitness
regimen
or
a
food-eating
competition. "
[smirk]
9.
"I'm
not
sure
if
you're
a
walking
food
truck
or
a
human
being
anymore. "
[joking]
10.
"I'm
no
mathematician,
but
I
think
your
calorie
intake
is
higher
than
my
SAT
score. "
[silly]
11.
"The
only
six-pack
you're
carrying
is
from
the
beer
you
drink
after
every
meal. "
[hysterical]
1
2.
"I'm
pretty
sure
your
blood
type
is
gravy
at
this
point. "
[cracking
up]
1
3.
"You
should
start
pricing
out
a
circus
tent
for
clothing. "
[chuckles]
1
4.
"I
didn't
know
Michelin
was
opening
up
a
regional
office
in
your
stomach. "
[cheeky]
1
5.
"You
should
probably
start
worrying
if
your
clothes
are
getting
tighter
than
your
paycheck. "
[witty]
1
6.
"I
don't
think
Santa
Claus
will
be
happy
that
you're
trying
to
take
his
throne. "
[guffaw]
1
7.
"If
you
were
a
balloon,
you'd
fly
away
by
now
with
all
the
hot
air
you're
carrying. "
[smiling]
1
8.
"I've
never
seen
someone
manage
to
eat
a
whole
pizza
by
themselves
while
simultaneously
browsing
Instagram. "
[hehe]
1
9.
"I
think
you
should
start
carrying
a
forklift
around
with
you
to
support
your
weight. "
[amused]
20.
"You're
like
a
black
hole
for
food,
everything
disappears
into
you
and
never
comes
out. "
[laughing
out
loud]